Sunday, November 30, 2008

Encounter: He Who Once Called Himself Major...

I was at Sitex 2008 with my female friend, helping her to look for a laptop sleeve. I saw him. The same he i swore i will speak to no more. He was walking towards me. I turned away. Before I could turn fully, he smiled at me. He nodded. His smile was kind, it was sincere. I smiled back, I nodded back. It was instinctive. I broke my own promise. I wonder why did i smile back.


Mayhap the Civilian Conversion Course did him plenty of good. Mayhap only the soldier in him was a devil. Mayhap i smiled back because the inner me was a polite, civilised person. For one thing i know, i will never forgive him, for what he did, right from the start.



Mayhap the smile means nothing.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Event: Thanksgiving Day

Thanksgiving Day in the states falls on 27th Nov this year. As I will be in camp on that day, I thought I might as well post what i wanted to earlier.



(There's a document which i want to scan to support my thanksgiving justification but i'm too lazy so that will have to wait)

I recently got an award of commendation during the overseas trip. I want to thank the 2 persons that made this possible. No, no, i wont be thanking the person who actually made the recommendation, not that i'm not thankful. But he's not the main cause that i got the award. Dear all, hear me.



The first person i want thank is the medical personel who "recommended" me to not go for leadership training school. He was swift and decisive. Upon looking my resume, he was quick to judge that I would be to get the award as a normal person. Shine among the common ones, than to be a lower-than-average person among the stars, he must have thought. If not for him, i would be suffering in the training school (drawing higher pay), i would have a lot of responsibilities (doing what i really want to do) and i would be training very harshly (becoming fitter). He crushed my dreams, but allowed me to get that special award, in the form of a piece of paper with a few words written down. I believe its worth more than the pay i would have gotten, the experience i would have gained from the responsibilities, and the fitness i would have built up. His professionalism helped him to judge that within less than 3 minutes. Knowing whats best for me, he refused to let me explain my situation. Thanks doc, you suck.



The second person was the second key personel, commanding me as a true follower, he is none other than my direct superior. He knew whats best for him, the organisation and for his followers to be. To build a whole group of good men, he needs initiative, and connection. And so he requested a group with some qualitifications to be drafted under his flag. In a freak coincidence, i was in that group. I was to join some monstrous organisation and spread my wings under my superior's leadership, to prove to others how powerful my organisation is. In that process, i got my award. Now that my superior has fled, with all graditude, i say to him, you suck.




Thank you, the both of you. I want to let you know how f$%^ up you have made my day, my weeks, my months, my national service and my life. I have not gotten over it, and probably never will. The next time i see the both of you, i will throw stones at you. Be careful.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Fiction: I'm Going To Take Over The World

Once upon a time, in a faraway land near the equator, there exist a battalion of soldiers. They call themselves the First Battalion (FB). 


Now, FB has an ambitous group of superiors led by none other than Sir-Short-Potato. Having draft a weaponsmithress known as When Dee, FB holds the strongest firepower the world has ever known. Needing money more than ever, they trick soldiers into investing When Dee's shop by making them buy ziplocs and different variation of soldierly items. Standing on the highest floor of his HQ on a chair, he glances down at the shop with numerous soldiers queuing up outside, with even some having fallen asleep due to the long queue. 


As the queue gets longer, Sir-Short-Potato can bear it no more and laughs out loud 

"Muahahahaha! 
I'm going to take over the world!!!!!!"

the end
(disclaimer: all personels, details and description in this story is entirely fictional, even those based on real people)

Ramblings: What I Hate

1) Smokers 
2) People who spit
3) People who cut queue
4) People who are big, fat, ugly AND (esp) useless
5) People who dont have a clue that people hate them (delusional people)
6) Arrogant people who hold their noses high up in the air
7) People who act as though they are close to me though i barely know them
8) Touchy people who are not close to me
8) People who yawn or cough without covering their mouths right beside me (there are only 3 people in this world whom i can tolerate this)


Imagine how much I would hate you if you smoke, spit, cut queue, useless and dont have a clue that people hate you.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Event: 40th Anniversary Celebration @ Sentosa

My organisation's parent organisation had a 40th Anniversary Celebration at Sentosa. It was extremely efficient of them to tell us like, 4 days before hand so they had to send us home to get bitch beach wear the day before. Then go back to our company again to sleep there for the night, so that we get rise and shine early to get ready for the excitment to come. We were extremely happy that we got to participate in this event since the event was half day and we can go out for a while before we go back to our company at night to prepare for another even more enthralling event the next day (this event wont be featured on my blog, so losers who wants to know buzz off). 


And so we woke up, ate breakfast and changed into our beach wear. We were so excited to get out of our company as soon as possible so as to participate in the event that, during area cleaniness inspection, we were kind of sloppy and did a bad job. But trust me, the failing of the area inspection, meant to ensure that our living conditions were in tip top condition for the less-than-12-hours while we are away, did not douse our spirits. We even played bitchy music on the bus to up everyone's spirits.



Upon reaching there, we realised we were the first to reach, the first organisation, the first company of the organisation, and the first department of the company. There at the beach, we got blasted by loud god-knows-where-they-got-their-music. Being the only ones there, we absorbed the full energy of the sound waves, making us energetic (seriously, we were like constantly "omg!!" "wth is this music!?" "argh!!" "pls stop, just stop!!"). The DJs were short on their supply of music i suppose, as they repeated their 10 tracks or so.



Finally the event started as we welcome our guest of honour. To everyone's horror surprise, the disciplinarian of the organisers had us all stood up and asked us to stand to attention as he did a formal reporting of manpower strength to the guest of honour. After all the cra-, i mean briefing, we set off to play an amazing race game in 3 waves, with me being in the second. When the first wave left, they ran off. When my department started, we strolled the tram-stop to wait for the tram. Lol. We had our fair share of fun (and rest + food during the game itself), and I took the sky ride. Haha, kiddy but it was not bad. Its been long since i went to Sentosa.


We waited impatiently after the game at the beach for the announcement, in hopes of going home that we will win something. Then we took a photo by forming the number "40" on the beach and shouted our parent's organisation's motto when they snapped the photo. Corny but retarded enthusiastic. When we were about to leave, they stopped us and said we have to sing our parent organisation's theme song. We felt so insulted that we are about to make a fool of ourselves proud that we are about to show what we are made of in full view of the public.


Finally we left and we went to a restaurant there where my friend worked before. The staff were so warm and welcoming cause they gave us a lot of free food and seriously i've never eaten such nice pizzas before (one cost about 20 bucks). I ended up only paying 10 bucks after eating about 30 bucks worth of food. Truly marvelous. 


Photo galore coming right up...

Friday, November 14, 2008

Event: Platoon BBQ

The BBQ was full of good food, and was a good treat after the hard work for our overseas trip. Let the photos speak for themselves.


2 cute guys, as usual





Iven and his classic look



Meaty food and eco-friendly food



Buddy's and my leg



Squished~


Shang Long story-telling with his middle finger





Funny video

Movie: Hairspray

This is old news, but i just got to watch it on the flight back to Singapore after my overseas trip. No wonder they said its a nice movie to catch. I'll say its not everyone's type of movie but its quite interesting for me. The soundtracks are also very nice. So in love with the song "You Can't Stop The Beat".


TRACY
You cant stop an avalanche 
As it races down the hill 
You can try to stop the seasons, girl
But ya know you never will 
And you can try to stop my dancin' feet

But i just cannot stand still 
Cause the world keeps spinnin'
Round and round 
And my heart's keeping time 
To the speed of sound 
I was lost til i heard the drums 
Then i found my way

TRACY & LINK
Cause you can't stop the beat

Ever since this old world began 
A woman found out if she shook it
She could shake up a man 
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it 
The best that i can today

'Cause you cant stop 
The motion of the ocean 
Or the sun in the sky 
You can wonder if you wanna 
But i never ask why

And if you try to hold me down 
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say 
That you cant stop the beat!

PENNY
You can't stop a river 
As it rushes to the sea

SEAWEED
You can try and stop the hands of time
But ya know it just can't be

PENNY 
And if they try to stop us, Seaweed,
I'll call the N Double A C P
Cause the world keeps spinning 
Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time 
To the speed of sound 
I was lost til i heard the drums 
Then i found my way

PENNY & SEAWEED
Cause you can't stop the beat

PENNY & SEAWEED
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to shake it
On a saturday night 
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it 
With all my might today

'Cause you cant stop 
The motion of the ocean 
Or the rain from above 
You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreamin' of
But you cannot stop the rhythm 
Of two hearts in love to stay 
Cause you cant stop the beat!

EDNA
You cant stop my happiness 
Cause i like the way i am 
And you just can't stop my knife and fork 
When i see a christmas ham 
so if you don't like the way i look 
Well, i |ust don't give a damn!

EDNA & ENSEMBLE
Cause the world keeps spinning
Round and 'round 
And my heart's keeping time 
To the speed of sound 
I was lost til i heard the drums 
Then i found my way

EDNA & COMPANY
'Cause you cant stop the beat

Ever since this old world began 
A woman found out if she shook it
She could shake up a man 
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it 
The best that i can today

Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But i never ask why
And if you try to hold me down 
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say 
That you cant stop the beat!


MAYBELL
Oh oh oh
You can't stop today
As it comes speeding down the track
Child, yesterday is hist'ry
And it's never coming back

MAYBELL & ENSEMBLE
'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day

MAYBELL
And it don't know white from black

ENSEMBLE
Yeah!

MAYBELL & ENSEMBLE 
'Cause the world keeps spinning
'Round and 'round 
And my heart's keeping time 
To the speed of sound 
I was lost til i heard the drums 
Then i found my way 
'Cause you cant stop the beat

ALL
Ever since we first saw the light 
A man and woman liked to shake it
On a saturday night 
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it 
With all my might today
'Cause you can't stop 
The motion of the ocean 
Or the rain from above 
They can try to stop ths paradise
We're dreaming of 
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay 
You can't stop the beat!

Aah, aah, aah 
Aah, aah, aah 
Aah, aah, aah

ALL
Ever since we first saw the sun 
A man and woman like to shake it when the day is done
But we're gonna shake and shimmy it 
And have some fun 
For today!

ALL
Cause you can't stop 
The motion of the ocean 
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreaming of 
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay 
'Cause you can't stop the beat!
You can't stop the beat!! 
You can't stop the beat!!
You can't stop the beat!! 
You can't stop the beat!!

Events: Overseas Trip (Photos Galore)



Finally, last day in hell...


On the way out of hell hole... (so happy!)



Endless fun (like real) in animal park


This is actually the most fun thing in the park


Group photo


Dinner at a nice restaurant



Cam whore moments


Playing with the stuff in the shops




Mindless shopping (like real again)



Cam whore moments the Second (actually with many in between and many there after)




Gigantic ice cream!


Breaka the most common carton drink



Flight back, window seat, finally...

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Event: Overseas Trip

A secret for all to know, this is the first time I'm travelling overseas. First time on a plane, first time in a different country. Excited? Well, a little. According to my friends, i was buzzing them with a lot of questions which they deemed unnecessary. But hey i didnt want to look like a fool at the airport you know. Anyways in the end, this trip wasnt a nice a first-time-overseas.



On 6th of October, I went to Changi Airport. I saw my friends and guess what, we were all so excited. Really. First time on the plane was ok. Didnt get as much side effects as they say one might get. The place i went to was really cold and everyone knows i'm freaking scared of cold. Upon touch down, i knew i made a big mistake not bringing my own jacket. I guess i'm going to write this entry with the same style as my friend.




Happenings

Well lots of things happened, cause nothing happened. Its true. I wont say much here. Apart from the usual shit work that i do, i'm pretty much quite slack. And guess what i got onto a helicopter and flew some distance. Its pretty cool i must say. 

Once we went for a free spending trip at a office canteen. I ate 8 garlic chicken balls there and then. I was punished by the meat balls for abusing my stomach. I swear I didnt touch garlic for a good few more days. 

Another happening that i must mention is how cool some people are. You see, jellys are put in the fridge for people to take during meal times. For someone with power much bigger than my colleagues and I, dont you think that one must have mustered a lot of courage to ask US to help them take a jelly or two?



Temperature

Day by day the temperature got lower and lower. The jacket loaned to us by the organisation didnt help at all. I guess it didnt occur to them that wind breakers arent meant for cold weather like 11 degrees. Cant blame them. Even cuddling with my friends didnt help i swear. One night, i was so cold that i was all over Iven, and it still didnt help at all. It sounds so wrong but i was so desperate to get any bit of warmth. 

On some nights, i was so cold that i draped myself in layers of shirt and just stoned at one side, watching my friends work. I feel bad but my efficiency just dipped all the way to negative 120% that i couldnt even move at all. Many say a trip to a place with such temperature is an experience. I say that a trip to a place with the organisation providing no suitable equipment is attempted murder. You'll be surprised, they almost succeeded.



People

These are the many people who made an impact in my life during this 23 days of "experience". Few made good, most were bad. 


First is Mr Maintainance. I appreciate people who treats other human beings like human beings though they rank much higher. This is the first time someone like that spoke to me like i was his equal. For this i thank him to show me that not everyone of his kind is a jerk. Its a pity that I didnt get a photo with Mr Maintainance, it will be good to remember him by.


Second is Mr Boss. I never really spoke to him on a personal level before. This is the first time that he gave an opinion about the organisation he works for and i am (not) shocked to know that he dont see all the goodness in this great organisation we're all in now. Perhaps he could sense that i was down about the fact that i achieved nothing thus far in the organisation and tried to cheer me up by recommanding me for the Award of Commendation. This i thank him. Though regretfully i say that I do not deserve it. I always tell him that my colleagues work much harder than me (even though for some its because they are forced to). Nonetheless after I was presented the award, he congratuated me and told me to remember what he told me about achieving. Much as i want to remember, blood spilled so long ago cant just be removed. There will still be stains, unfortunately. But i'm still glad that my boss is Mr Boss, cant complain.


Third is Mr Clever. Like my friend mentioned, he does magic. He has an inate ability to get things done just by using his mouth. And its always done using the same way (or rather, people). But i must say he should have sensed rebellious feelings amongst his good ways. I'm glad that wiped his (f)ugly smile off his face. Maybe if he read a few more books like his good ways do, rather than condem reading books, he might actually have a slight chance of living up to his name.


Fourth is Mr Big. Now, he has quite the personality and style. He's big, his attitude is big and his authority is big, that is, he thinks so. I would be very glad if someone so closely related to me have a bit more logic and EQ but life doesnt give you everything. But ya know, he's caring too. I remember a time when i wasnt feeling too ok, moody mayhaps. He showed his concern. He asked once, twice, thrice, 4 times. You've got to admit that it takes one much talent to be so annoying. If only he can assume less, my friends wouldnt be stuck in mud (literally so), i wouldnt have to be annoyed (again) even after i felt better ["you have done well ah, keep it up" grrr. stop ringing that into my ears, its so annoying and dont assume that its related to my problems], and he would be able to accomplish greater things. Good job Mr Big, not that we didnt expect all these. Just a little less assumption would make a lot of difference and your efforts will start paying off, I promised as much myself.


Last but not least is Mr Major. He doesnt know that stealing is wrong, or mayhaps he doesnt know that "taking things that doesnt belong to him" means stealing, or mayhaps both. I think its both. Until now, i wondered why you came to talk to me after i recieved my award. Very intriguing (suspicious). You see, i know my inherent workload is not much, thats why i always try to help as much as possible. So there was this occasion when i was about to approach my colleagues to help them, Mr Major stopped me and told me that i've got to go help them since i am "sooooo slack" (i was like 'yes in case you didnt notice despite being our direct superior for so long, i always try to help'). I am so impressed that just because someone complained to you that the logistics branch is not as hardworked as the rest, you can just come straight to me and shoot it at me when you give me so much work back in Singapore. I was awed at how direct and how all rounded you were. Thus this brings me back to the talk after i got my award. Whatever you said dont tally with the day when you told me i was slack. Seriously, you got it all wrong. As in, the logic part, cause it doesnt make any sense to me, and its upsetting to know that one day i wasnt appreciated and the other day i was appreciated cause i was given an award by the higher ups. You do your job systematically, i give you that. And this is seriously not the first time that you are double sided.

Your soul searching trip was fruitful i much as expect. Mayhaps your name be changed to Mr Thick Skin might as well. You may sound cool saying some calm stuff in times of trouble, but dont turn your back on us once your nose is back in the air. One piece of advice from a lowly being such as me, you arent a major. Simple as that.



Complaints

A mug is but a mug. It is used to drink liquids meant drinkable. Drinks are provided with meals but drinks arent compulsory, so i see no need for my mug to be brought to the meal table when i have no intention of drinking anything. Marvelous i say, to be forced to bring a stupid empty mug to meals.

I'm very afraid of cold. The location doesnt start warming up until 8am. I wear a jacket cause i feel cold. It makes perfert sense that I will take off my jacket when i feel warmer. Do I look stupid or what? It doesnt make any sense to ask me to take off my jacket saying "its hot" just because i'm the only person in jacket. I'll sue for attempted murder i swear.

My organisation at one point, told us that jackets and the likes cannot be worn after 6am. Shocked. I was so shocked that my jaws dropped. 6am in the morning i am still breathing cold mist out of my mouth and they want me to take off my jacket. Its once again attempted murder. I must admit that I failed to obey such a regulation, there's a reason why I'm alive to blog this now. 

Once upon a time, the great king all hail was to come and visit us. We were summoned from our meals and feeling the urgency, we abandoned our food. As we wait for the arrvival of His Majesty, one of my superior finds there be enough time for meals to be consumed by all those yet have eaten. My colleagues and I pointed out that we had half a meal, and bluntly we were called "cocks" to have thrown our food away. Amazement this organisation brings. 



Achievements

1) did not bathe for 9 days straight.
2) only used 2 sets of clothes for 21 days
3) read a book
4) ate 8x garlic chicken balls at one go
5) survived the cold


This trip brings truly an experience no where else can give, i much agree. But you know. I am so surprised that i didnt die from the cold. The 23 days which felt like months (and the 8 garlic chicken balls), almost killed me too. This one hell of an experience is overated. 

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Senseless Stuff: Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?

Final Fantasy Character Test



Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?




Final Fantasy VII


Event: Desperate Attempts of Sounding Artsy

Chi Weng: This Sunday i gonna bring my duffel bag right home, next to you babes
and we can open it together
to reveal the unwashed stuff hidden and packed away inside


Me: Goodness, a route march there might be, still wash them you must


Him: And that i would do the moment i step into hell


Me: hell offers naught free for you to wash your stuff
pay them you will have to, dollars it will be
wash them yourself? no chance i say


Him: a dollar for the cleans, a bag left unpacked
if it t'were to open now, hell would break loose
imps and daemons of shades and sizes
where then to open hell,
if not within hell itself?


Me: tis hell different from that
the opening of the first would spare most from hell such as thyself


Him: lo! for suicide would answer not world's woes
if then i should die when hell first opened
then would i die of earth
but if there be me a presence in hell
and there be hell opened, hell
death would not stop me
from serving the damned


Me: truth your words might hold
if tis hell opened in that
evil unleashed banish us all
the cruelty of all things are as worse as can be already
selfless you must be!


Him: selfless not in such circumstances permit
for tis not selflessness that would save us all
but fuel solid
devoid of liquids or gas
that of a solid death
we cast unto his office
and who? you might inquire
he, i say
born of brimstone, malice and shortness
of ugliness, baldness and an aging atrocity
cast then our fuel solid into his office
and turn his paper into coal
and office into oven
burnt his office, position and rank
hierachial hypocrite...


Me: you speak far from tis hell we speak
hell itself still be
hell itself possess no fuel solid
hell itself burn deaths unto us not him