Fiction: I'm Going To Take Over The World

Once upon a time, in a faraway land near the equator, there exist a battalion of soldiers. They call themselves the First Battalion (FB). 

Now, FB has an ambitous group of superiors led by none other than Sir-Short-Potato. Having draft a weaponsmithress known as When Dee, FB holds the strongest firepower the world has ever known. Needing money more than ever, they trick soldiers into investing When Dee's shop by making them buy ziplocs and different variation of soldierly items. Standing on the highest floor of his HQ on a chair, he glances down at the shop with numerous soldiers queuing up outside, with even some having fallen asleep due to the long queue. 

As the queue gets longer, Sir-Short-Potato can bear it no more and laughs out loud 

"Muahahahaha! 

I'm going to take over the world!!!!!!"

the end

(disclaimer: all personels, details and description in this story is entirely fictional, even those based on real people)