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Event: My Beer And I

It was a beautiful friday night...

My friends and I went for a dinner at Heeren Shokudo as there were some 1 for 1 AND another 15% off for UOB card holders. So we ended up paying around 6 or 7 bucks each for our dinner. Then we went to Raffles City to get my Lotus Original Caramelised Biscuit from The Market Place (featured in Urban). Instead of chilling out at my favourite place aka THE Starbucks, they chose to chill out with liquor. At first the idea was good. Since I don't really like or drink much liquor, my friends recommend that I try Long Island Tea as its sweet.

As we went around finding bars, we realised we're either underaged (need to be bloody 21yo), or underdressed (thanks to a certain someone wearing berms). Then we walked past a few other bars and they took interest in this German bar which only sells beer. So we went in. Big mistake.

I did see a few liquor. But I acted like a hero, attempted to get rid of my hatred of beer since 5yo (due to a trick played by my dad), I tried this German Weissbier mix with Banana Juice, much to the horrors of my friends. It says there it was sweet, so i guess i would like it. Well, I didn't. And I dislike it so much that I didn't want to finish it. So my friends threatened, "either you finish it or you pay for all our drinks." So its either 10 bucks to finish something I don't like, or 40 plus bucks to not finish it. Not hard to guess which one i chose.

So I paid twice as much as my dinner to drink something I don't like, threatened to pay 8 times of my dinner to not drink something I don't like, listen to my drunk friends spouting nonsense about me getting girlfriends and got my post on this incident on fmylife.com rejected. FML.

First beer, last beer.

Random: What Army Did To Me

I had always been a vulgar person since i entered the army. But i really thought that was confined within the walls of my bunk. Until today, when i told some people to leave the room, my friends feedback that i was rude towards them. Boy, i didnt notice that.

Oh wait, i was in my bunk when i told them that. Thats why. Lol.

Random: My Watch And Me

I forgot to bring my watch to camp last week. So for an entire week, i was without my watch, I was stripped of my character as the Watchman.

Who watched the Watchman last week?

No one...

But seriously, I'm a watchman. I get frustrated if I cant tell the time immediately.

Random: 10 Reasons Why I Am The Ideal Husband

Recently, my bunk mates said that I am a good house husband. Here's why.

1) Good and willing to do housework. Won't spare a speck of dust.

2) Spend time and effort to spice up the house.

3) Listens to girls' never ending talking

4) Likes to gossip

5) Huge biceps and martial arts skills makes anyone feel safe

6) Knows how to cook

7) Spends quality time

8) Romantic (Pisces' personality)

9) Supposed to last at least 60 mins on bed (according to a Facebook quiz)

10) Rich (soon enough)

Random: I Fell Down

Literally fell down, thats what i meant. I went to HQ 2PDF's camp the other day. We walked past this monkey bar and my hands were itchy. So i ran and jumped to attempt to grab the bar. Guess what. I barely touched the bar, fell, and landed hilarously on my ass. It was so comical that my friends laughed.

Woes of being short...

Senseless Stuff: Proof That I Grew Up

When I was 14, I rate malls and plazas according to whether they have an arcade or not.

"eeee this mall dont have arcade. we're not coming here anymore," I tell my friends.

Now that I'm 20, I say

"eeee this mall doesnt have Starbucks, we're not coming here anymore."

Event: Long Time No See

I saw Zuli 2 weeks ago on friday on my way to Sim Lim Square. I brushed past her, barely noticing that the beatiful nurse right beside me was her. I practically shouted at her just when she was walking beside me. We spent a good 90 mins talking at the side of the gates at the passenger service area. Talk about good, old times. That made me realise that I really miss my long lost good friends.

A few weeks ago, Xinmin Sec had her Homecoming Day. It was home coming indeed when i headed back to school. It didnt really feel right to go back since there wasnt really much to do. I used to go back with hope of seeing old friends. But as the years pass, I dont even bother looking for them anymore.

Its long time no see, but apart from the really very close friends from last time, it looks like i'm going into a state of "it doesnt matter anyway" kind of state. Tsk tsk.