Ramblings: Lousy Celebrator

I think there's something about me being a companion for birthdays. It seems that I totally suck at it. I guess it's partly because of the unromantic-ism that I've been accused of having. The last 3 people I celebrated birthdays with all had a bad time. In fact I think they all forgot about it already. I think people would steer clear of me from now on. When will I learn?